With a recent drop with crimes in Europe. European citizens have no idea
how such a sudden drop has occurred But, here at Channel 69 News we
have been given an exclusive chart showing the real reason for such a large
drop in organized crime.
As you can see the
chart clearly shows that since the masked vigilante known as "Batman"
arrived in Europe the rate of crime has dropped incredibly low. The rate has
dropped over 99% since it was a few weeks ago.
While most Europeans are perfectly happy with the recent drop in
crime, some policemen are not too happy with it. “He took my job!” Said former
police Mc. Grooverstan. With almost no crime happening in Europe, policemen
have nothing to stop so their pay is increased incredibly low or just fired.
Some cities in Europe have decided to remove their police departments all
together. For example, the mayor of Le Vellajua Pare stated, “Since Batman
arrived we haven’t had any problems with illegal activities so we believe that
it is useless to have a police department.”
While the crime rate is incredibly low now. We do not know how
long Batman will stay in Europe and if/when he leaves how it will effect
Europe. Thank you for reading, this has been Channel 69 News.
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